Assemble your skeins and polish your hooks: The crochet war has begun. From the creator behind viral crochet sensation Brochet, Steven Borzachillo presents an all-inclusive guide to plush weapons, armor, and ami-GORE-rumi. Perfect for beginner crocheters, crafters who need a laugh, con attendees who need an epic prop, and everyone in between, grab a hook and get ready to craft 30 bold projects including:
- Sure-U-Can Ninja Star
- Yarn-ssassin’s Dagger
- Wizard’s Staff
- Medieval Flail
- Alien Blaster
- Feeling Wiley TNT
- Guillo-ton of Fun
- Brainy Bro
Because really, who doesn’t need a giant crocheted cannon to face off with a fuzzy foe? Or a cute, cuddly pile of said foe’s entrails? (Side note: Crochet guts make great winter scarves!)
With accessible instructions and patterns, anyone can craft their very own plush armory. But fair warning! Be careful who you test these on, or you might just find yourself running away from a red yarn–covered crime scene screaming, “It works!”
Review Quotes:
"Like all good yarnsmiths, Steven's designs are simple yet effective. These crochet patterns are deadly adorable and perfect for the blood-lusting crocheter in your life!"
-- Louie, founder of Club Crochet and creator of Louie's Loops
"Steven is a very talented and sweet boy."
-- Gam Gam, Steven's grandma
Steven Borzachillo is a crocheter, writer, producer, lover of all things nerdy, and the proud creator of Brochet. He has also written and created series for Nickelodeon, Paramount, CBS, Lionsgate, and CollegeHumor. He currently lives in Los Angeles with his family.
Page Street Publishing
Pub Date: July 15, 2025
7 x 1 x 9 inches
168 pages
paperback