{"product_id":"there-are-moms-way-worse-than-you-irrefutable-proof-that-you-are-indeed-a-fantastic-parent-by-glenn-boozan","title":"There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent by Glenn Boozan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious and reassuring gift for every mom: because we're all doing the best we can, and the natural world is filled with moms worse than you!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA mom giraffe is pretty nice until the fetus drops.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eShe'll birth a newborn baby calf, then kick him 'til he walks.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhenever you feel guilty that you haven't cleaned the house:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSexton beetles raise their kids in a decomposing mouse.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA koala mom will feed her kids her own poop. Yes, poop. Panda moms will abandon one twin because raising two is, well, just too much. And every now and then a cuddly little hamster mom will --yup-- eat her newborn pups.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese and other true facts from the animal kingdom offer a hilarious reality check on what constitutes \"good parenting.\" So, human mother, time to stop worrying about the job you're doing --because you're a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003egreat\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e mom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTable of Contents\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnimals in the book include:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHamsters\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGiraffes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDracula ants\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSexton beetles\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEagles\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePandas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKoalas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanyu skinks\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuokkas\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCuckoos\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHarp seals\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlovers\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePipefish\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHorses\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStrawberry Poison Dart Frogs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"Glenn Boozan is a wickedly funny writer and this hilarious book is a gift to mediocre moms everywhere.\" - Conan O'Brien\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"This book is clever and funny and silly, but also truly needed. Buy this book for the moms in your life, so they know that they've succeeded.\" - \u003c\/span\u003eSarah Silverman\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Society puts so much pressure on us to be perfect, and these hilariously horrible facts made me feel better about how much I suck. They even made me briefly reconsider my decision to not have kids!\" - Adam Conover, creator and host of \u003ci\u003eAdam Ruins Everything\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I love this book! It sounds like a song when read out loud, and it's so funny and sweet that I almost want to have another baby. Almost.\" - \u003c\/span\u003eLaurie Kilmartin\u003cspan\u003e, author of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eSh*tty Mom\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Great news! You never have to figure out those confusing Babylist registries again because this is THE ONLY gift every new mom needs. It's laugh out loud funny, relatable, secretly educational, and made me feel a lot better about the time my toddler said 'jesus f*ckin' cwist' in front of my mom.\" - Laura Willcox, author of \u003ci\u003eI Am Bride\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"The next time you feel bad for feeding your kid fast food on a busy night, try to remember that koala moms literally feed their babies poop. This is just one of the brilliant and hilarious takeaways from a new adult picture book that actually makes moms feel better about themselves instead of worse.\" - \u003c\/span\u003eSarah Aswell,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eScary Mommy\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"The best book on parenting I've ever read in my entire life! I want to drive around to all the mom groups and make sure they have this.\" -\u003cb\u003eJessie Wiegand\u003c\/b\u003e, host of WGRT's LIMElight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"If you know a mom who will delight in knowing that the animal kingdom is filled with moms that are way worse than she is, here's a collection that might give her the laugh she needs to get through the day.\" - Chris Worthy, \u003ci\u003eCitizen Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGlenn Boozan\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis a WGA-winning and Emmy-nominated comedy writer whose credits include--among others--\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eConan\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eHome Economics\u003c\/i\u003e, and Sarah Silverman's\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eI Love You, America\u003c\/i\u003e. She lives in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePriscilla Witte\u003c\/strong\u003e is a Los Angeles-based illustrator and muralist. Her work has taken her from the Black Sea of Russia to the beaches along the coast of Bali. Some of her clients include Warner Music, Barbie, and Google. Her most recent mural is painted in downtown Los Angeles between a Jeff Koons and a Takashi Murakami. That's a tasty sandwich.\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorkman Publishing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePub Date: \u003cspan\u003eMarch 29, 2022\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.4\" H x 8.1\" L x 6.2\" W\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e64 pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehardcover\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44821352513722,"sku":"9781523515646","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0444\/2213\/5968\/files\/81lJ9_mcvzL._SL1500.jpg?v=1746887547","url":"https:\/\/naturenurture.shop\/products\/there-are-moms-way-worse-than-you-irrefutable-proof-that-you-are-indeed-a-fantastic-parent-by-glenn-boozan","provider":"nature+nurture","version":"1.0","type":"link"}